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Replacing Glen Mason
by Hector Johnson / posted 12.4.05
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Can the state of Minnesota transfer Glen Mason to UMD????
Golden Gopher Football Sucks |
I cant think of anyone who would come to Minnesota to replace him
these names to come mind
Chuck Long, Tom Osbourne, Luther Campbell, Todd Marinovich, Mike Quick, Jacques Demers (probably couldnt read a playbook), Pat Summit, Pat Cash, Thomas Hayden Church, Neil Lomax, Curt Warner, and or a homeless guy with a sign.
All of these would be way better than Glen Mason
The only bowl game in Detroit that counts hopefully will have the Vikings laying a down 61-60 victory over the yet undefeated Colts
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